"The Best Hercules Movie Ever" (1988)
Smash Bros. Lawl
Standard B- Best BowEdit
An attack similar to Link's or Pit's neutral B, though the arrow travels slower in an arc. If the bow is held for 3 seconds, Best Hercules falls over, causing 5% damage to himself.
Side B- Recycle ChariotEdit
A ground-only move, Hercules hops in a chariot where he goes the right way and then rams into the opponent while shifting directions. Then he celebrates for two seconds. Doing this move near ledges causes his chariot to fall off, and it can't be controlled until Hercules crashes. The crash from the fall does 5% to himself.
Up B- Giant JumpEdit
Hercules takes a great leap, then celebrates for two seconds.
Down B- Think!Edit
The first part is probably put best in dialogue:
- Best Hercules: I... really don't have the time right now.
- BH's gay friend: (appears in a random ground spot) No... Think Hercules!
Then Hercules takes out his mirror, which reflects projectiles with thrice the power and speed. This can be undone safely by pushing any button, but after that it takes 5 seconds to do it again. The move can be cancelled by hitting Hercules (no knockback and half damage to Hercules before he takes out his mirror), or by smashing his gay friend after Hercules says the above line. His gay friend won't appear until 30 seconds have passed, and Hercules's defense is lost during that time.
Final Smash- Ok Charge!Edit
Hercules rides a boar, which won't stop until it hits something, such as a wall or another opponent. Should the boar hit an opponent, it will do 20%-120% to him/her, depending on how far the boar was.
- Down Taunt- *shows his Muscle*
- Side Taunt- *raves his victory*
- Up Taunt- "You don't mind,do you?"
- Victory #1- *raves his victory*
- Victory #2- *arrives by chariot, then celebrating*
- Victory #3- "Huh. Let's go home." *leaves*
- Lose- *knocked out*
He was invited since the Classical Era, but said he didn't really had the time right now... around the Post-Morgan Era his gay friend told him to think... and got on his chariot, going through the roads using the same animation over and over. He couldh've arrived in the Post-Morgan Era if he didn't celebrate every time he advanced... yet... here he is as the third character of the Post-Frollo Summer Era... prompting him to celebrate again. Whilst in battle he doesn't really have the time, before getting introduced he takes out his mirror, and tells that people like him... yes we do... but not for quality... and not as much as he likes boobs. His attacks may be slow but the marriage proposals are quite quick.
Snake: Otacon, this guy doesn't look like Hercules... tell me what you know about him.
Otacon: I... really don't have the time right now...
Snake: Ugh! Think Otacon!
Otacon: Well, um...
Snake: What are you, some kind of retard?
Otacon: ...No teasing!
(Otacon starts crying while depressing music in the background plays.)
Snake: ...Are you crying? You're one good looking caller.
Otacon: ...I am?
Otacon: Well, I do read... Thank you Snake, I feel better now!
There would be a description here, but it... really doesn't have the time right now. This character is an odd version of Hercules from a "so bad, it's good" animated Hercules film. (All parts are found here.)
- Neutral attack -
- Dash attack -
- Forward tilt - Swings his sword. This attack has some lag.
- Up tilt - Thrusts his sword upwards then falls.
- Down tilt -
- Forward smash - Throws a spear. This move has a ridiculous start up time.
- Up smash - Holds a rope with two men trying to pull it. BH then swings it down, causing the men to fly upwards and hitting anyone.
- Down smash -
- Ledge attack -
- 100% ledge attack -
- Floor attack -
- Trip attack -
- Neutral aerial -
- Forward aerial -
- Back aerial -
- Up aerial -
- Down aerial -
Grabs and throwsEdit
- Grab - Grabs with left hand. Has a large amount of ending lag if it misses.
- Pummel - Punches with other hand. A slow pummel.
- Forward throw -
- Back throw -
- Up throw - Impales enemy on pike, then throws it up with his strength. Deals 12% damage with good knockback, but he deals himself 2% damage from the exertion.
- Down throw -
Role in The Subspace EmissaryEdit
His role is currently unknown.
- Best Hercules, Panty & Stocking, Scanty & Kneesocks, New Hercules, Mary, & Pyron are the only playable characters who aren't human.
- Best Hercules & Irate Gamer are so far the only joke/WTF characters.
|Playable Characters in Smash Bros. Lawl|
King Harkinian | I.M. Meen | Leonidas | Nostalgia Critic | Tommy Wiseau | Madotsuki | AVGN | Mama Luigi | Dr. Robotnik | Frollo | Gaston | Irate Gamer | Hitler | Panty & Stocking | Billy Mays | Yomika | Guile | Bison | Ib | Hank Hill | Scanty & Kneesocks | Nicolas Cage | Best Hercules | Jaime Maussan | Don Ramon | Dr. Wily | Haruhi | Zoolander | New Hercules | Aya | Carlos Trejo | Weird Al | J Jonah Jameson | Mary | Codec Snake