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Codec Conversations is Codec Snake's Smash Taunt where he talks about the other fighters with his support team, consisting of Colonel Roy Campbell, Otacon, and Mei Ling. Occasionally, Slippy Toad from the Star Fox series will communicate with Snake.

The taunt is performed by inputting the down taunt command for just one frame. If done correctly, Snake will kneel and jump into the foreground to start the conversation if Snake is uninterrupted. Originally, the taunt was performed on Shadow Moses Island like in Brawl, but from Mary's moveset video onward, the conversations can be performed on any stage.

Voices Edit

  • Snake - David Hayter
  • Colonel Roy Campbell - Paul Eiding
  • Hal "Otacon" Emmerich - Christopher Randolph
  • Mei Ling - Kim Mai Guest
  • Slippy Toad - Michael McAuliffe

Conversations Edit

Angry Video Game Nerd Edit

Snake: This guy is using geeky Nintendo stuff to fight me!
Otacon: So Snake, you're fighting AVGN?
Snake: Yeah I will kick his ass!
Otacon: But... why? He's a big star!
Snake: It's my mission to own this geeky guy.
Otacon: But Snake, do you have any idea how excited I am that he's here in Lawl? Snake... SNAAAAA-
(Otacon is replaced in the call with Colonel)
Colonel: Snake.
Snake: Colonel! Hacked right into my channel, huh...
Colonel: You shouldn't be talking about AVGN with Otacon... he's one heck of a fanboy... AVGN leads an entire army of fanboys. He's that famous.
Snake: You know, AVGN is not the only geeky guy with glasses on the field of battle... does he get along with the Nostalgia Critic?
(Colonel is replaced in the call with Otacon)
Otacon: Nope. They fought an epic battle and AVGN kicked his butt. He will kick your butt too, Snake...
Snake: Shut up, butthurt fanboy!

Aya Edit

Mei Ling: Snake, have you ever heard of Mad Father?
Snake: Yeah, I know... I'm getting sick of it actually.
Mei Ling: The poor little girl had such a hard life... her father tried to kill her.
Snake: ... Give me a break! I can relate to that... her father at least loved her.
Mei Ling: Yeah... she may look cute, but be careful... all that training she did has made her a super killer.
Snake: I can relate to that...
Mei Ling: Uhh... yeah...

Best Hercules Edit

Snake: Otacon, this guy doesn't look like Hercules... Tell me what you know about him.
Otacon: I... really don't have the time right now...
Snake: Ugh... Think, Otacon!
Otacon: Well, um...
Snake: What are you, some kind of retard?
Otacon: ... Noo teasing!
(Otacon start crying as depressing music in the background plays)
Snake: ... are you crying? You're one good looking caller.
Otacon: I am?
Snake: Yes.
Otacon: Well, I do read... Thank you Snake, I feel better now!

Billy Mays Edit

Colonel: Hi, Colonel here with information about Billy Mays!
Snake: Tell me what you know about that guy.
Colonel: It's all yours... for only $19.99! Order right now and I'll include information about Vince!
Snake: ... I forgot my wallet...
Colonel: ... Sorry Snake...

Bison Edit

Snake: Hey, that's Bison, isn't it?
Otacon: Yes!
Snake: Does he get along with Guile?
Otacon: Yes!
Snake: Are you serious?
Otacon: Yes!
Snake: Are you gay?
Otacon: Yes!
Snake: Are you straight?
Otacon: Yes!
Snake: Otacon, what's gotten into you?
Otacon: Yes! Yes! Yes! [repeatedly says "Yes!"]
(Otacon is replaced in the call with Colonel)
Colonel: Snake.
Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: Otacon can't work, he's fired.
Snake: [accompanied with the "YES! YES!" fanfare] Yes!... Yes!

Carlos Trejo Edit

Snake: ... this guy... I just don't like him...
Colonel: You're fighting Trejo, eh Snake? He's the greatest ghost hunter in the world. Well, so he says anyway... He's the leader of a ragtag team of ghost hunter bikers. They're the long time rivals of Maussan.
Snake: Seems to me they'd get in each other's way fighting to see who gets to the alien first.

Codec Snake Edit

Snake: Colonel.
Colonel: Snake.
Snake: Colonel.
Colonel: Snake.
Snake: Colonel...
Colonel: Snake..... Snake!
Snake: Colonel!!!
Colonel: Snaaaaaaakeeeee. [morphs into Otacon]
Snake: Otacon! [morphs into Mei Ling]
Mei Ling: Mei Ling.
(scene cuts to the infamous ending of the TV version of Neon Genesis Evangelion)
Otacon: [clapping] Congratulations!
Colonel: [clapping] Congratulations!
Mei Ling: [clapping] Congratu-
Snake: AAAAAHHHH! ... Snapped out of it!

Don Ramon Edit

Snake: Colonel! This guy keeps demanding funds for his rent!
Colonel: That's Don Ramon you're fighting, Snake...
(Otacon suddenly replaces Colonel in the call)
Otacon: Yeah, I would like two with extra cheese...
Snake: Otacon! Hacked right into my channel, huh.
Otacon: Nope, wrong number...
Snake: Inter-channel punch!
(Otacon's screen flinches, accompanied with a punch sound and people laughing. Otacon then starts crying)

Dr. Robotnik Edit

Snake: Otacon! There's a fat bald guy on a strange ship...
Otacon: That'd be Dr. Robotnik. He's bald because Sonic made him tear every hair off his beautiful head. He really hates that hedgehog!
Snake: Hmm... I think we will get along...
Otacon: Nope, I don't think so... His ambition is to rule the world... so he can't count on other people. Instead, he has an army of robots.
Snake: So... he built his army...
Otacon: Yeah...
Snake: And I suppose he also built modern weapons and shit...
Otacon: Yes! He has a whole arsenal of weapons at his disposal. He has a ray gun so powerful it makes his fat ass fly a little... He may have powerful machines, but his most dangerous weapon is not mechanical... but biological...
Snake: What do you mean, Otacon?
Otacon: Well, um... keep snooping around and you'll find out...

Dr. Wily Edit

Colonel: Snake, you know that crazy doctor with a blue rival?
Snake: Dr. Robotnik...
Colonel: No Snake, Wily. Watch out for Wily's inventions.
Snake: Don't worry, I have my inventions.
Colonel: Like what?
Snake: This one can pull the call out of its oooorbit.
(Snake is replaced in the call with Otacon)
Otacon: Ooh wait, here's the best part... Snake will get the best out of you!
Colonel: Oh no.

Frollo Edit

Snake: What's going on here? This old guy is using fire magic...
Colonel: That's Frollo, Snake. Frollo first appeared as Quasimodo's rival... but he really made his name in The Frollo Show.
Snake: Are you kidding me?!
Colonel: Sadly yes, I am kidding. The Frollo Show is not that famous... Otacon just showed it to me yesterday.
Snake: Should I keep an eye out for his fire magic thingy?
Colonel: That's pyrokinesis, Snake... And yes, watch out for Frollo's fire... it burns to the flesh and bone.
Snake: Don't worry, you know from experience that I'm so much purer than those weak, licentious people. So... what do you think about Mei Ling?
Colonel: [singing] Like fire, hellfire... this fire in my skin...

Gaston Edit

Snake: Who does he think he is? That guy is tangling with the wrong man!
Otacon: ... Oh! You mean Gaston? But he's everyone's favorite guy! As you can tell, he's got biceps to spare. And every last inch of him is covered with hair...
Snake: Doesn't look that tough to me...
Otacon: ... When he was young, he used to eat four dozen eggs every morning...
Snake: That was a long time ago... is he still eating eggs?
Otacon: Yes! He's still at it... but now he eats five dozen eggs! He's the size of a BAAAAARGE!
Snake: Do modern weapons work against him? Do I even have the chance???
Otacon: Nope...
Snake: ... This is more than I can bare...

Guile Edit

Snake: What's going on here? What happened to Guile?
Mei Ling: That's just him in his toon mode, Snake...
Snake: ... I think he is completely different...
Mei Ling: They do have certain things in common... green clothes...
Snake: ...that's all?
Mei Ling: Yeah...
Snake: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hank Hill Edit

Snake: Otacon! There's a Texan father wearing glasses.
Otacon: I tell you what... Hank Hill will kick your ass! He's the master of the fighting arts with propane and propane accessories. And he throws things.
Snake: ... No more bouncing that ball!

Haruhi Edit

Snake: ... That girl won't talk to me 'cause I'm ordinary! She asks if I know any aliens, time travelers, and espers... give me a break!
Otacon: Actually, I am an extraterrestrial.
(Mei Ling replaces Otacon in the call)
Mei Ling: Time travel.
(Colonel replaces Mei Ling in the call)
Colonel: I am an esper. But my powers don't work here.
Snake: ...

Hitler Edit

Snake: That guy, with the mustache...
Colonel: Yes Snake... that's Hitler. He first appeared as the great and terrible king of Germany. Now he gets informed about random shit... and is the long time rival of Fegelein. He leads an entire army of soldiers and commanders... but I'd worry more about his rants if I were you. The instant he gets mad, there's a huge buildup of energy in his center of gravity.
Snake: So... he puts a lot of energy into ranting... he could be a YouTube commenter.
Colonel: Word.

I.M. Meen Edit

Colonel: Snake, you know who that is?
Snake: ... noooo...
Colonel: He's I.M. Meen. You don't know who that is because he made his only appearance in a DOS game. He's not that famous.
Snake: This guy kinda gives me the creeps...
Colonel: Me too, Snake. He loves to molest good kids. He collects good kids with a magic book.
Snake: Magic book? Are you kidding me?!
Colonel: No, I am not kidding. So try not to get caught in his magic book. It might just be your worst nightmare...
Snake: Ugh, that's a scary thought. Creepy...

Ib Edit

Snake: Aaah, there's another Madotsuki walking around here! Why does this one have creepy dreams?
Otacon: ... Actually... she doesn't.
Snake: Doesn't feel right fighting someone in a fashionable dress though...
Otacon: ... Actually... she kicks ass. At a young age, she got split from her parents and got in a world where everything is weird. She's been in places and seen things that people like you and me can't even begin to imagine.
Snake: Oohh... shit.

Irate Gamer Edit

Snake: This fat guy is gonna be easy to beat.
Otacon: That'd be the Irate Gamer. As you can tell, he's got countless flawls. He may be a weakling, but he's got a powerful ability that has made him an internet force to be reckoned with! That'd be his Copy Ability, that allows him to mimic opponents and steal their ideas.
Snake: So... he uses my moves I worked so hard on... how fustrating!
Otacon: Oh, and Snake...
Snake: What?
Otacon: Please kick his ass!
Snake: Got it.

TriviaEdit

  • The words "flaws" and "frustrating" were intentionally misspelled due to Chris Bores' frequent mispronunciations of these words.

J. Jonah Jameson Edit

Colonel: I can't believe that he would make it this far...
Snake: Daily Bugle was designed to launch a new type of nuclear warhead, wasn't it? Does the White House know about this? How deep does it go?
Colonel: Damn... Snake, the government has decided not to give into their demands. We're trying to buy some more time... Bust him and get to his communications tower!
Snake: ... It's back to the mission for me...

Jaime Maussan Edit

Snake: Otacon, this old guy is going nuts...
Otacon: Yeah... that'd be Jaime Maussan. His ambition is to see an extraterrestrial.
Snake: ... Give me a break!
Otacon: Actually, I have filmings of a different species that appeared in my house. Watch out for Maussan's portals... if they get you, you'll be swallowed whole.
Snake: Got it.

King Harkinian Edit

Snake: Otacon, I'm fighting a King! Where is his kingdom anyway?
Otacon: How did you know he was a king??? ... Yeah... he's the king of Hyrule.
Snake: Hyrule has a king? I did not know that...
Otacon: You did not know the King since he just was a character who appeared in two shitty CD-I games. I wouldn't be playing those games if I were you, Snake...
Snake: Why is he throwing dinner around like it was nothing?! What a waste of food...
Otacon: The King is a dinner fanatic. As you can tell, he's got dinner to spare. And he can shoot over 9,000 dinners with his epic gun... the Dinner Blaster.
Snake: Tasty...
Otacon: Oh, and don't get beaten by the King, or you'll be scrubbing all the floors in Hyrule...
Snake: I wonder what's for dinner...

Leonidas Edit

Snake: Hey... that's Leonidas, isn't it?
Otacon: Good eye, Snake! He's the king of Sparta. He also is the captain of his army. He's got Spartans to spare. A force that will kick your butt.
Snake: Tell me more about Leonidas...
Otacon: But you already know him, don't you?
Snake: I've just seen his movie.
Otacon: Well, um... he used to be a weakling, but countless trials over the years have toughened him up.
Snake: Yeah, I know that...
Otacon: Yeah, well... the king that fought that epic battle with Xerxes was this guy.
Snake: That was a long time ago... what about now? Does he get along with Xerxes?
Otacon: Nope, they're still at it... Seems like they're always competing in something: bloody wars... kart racing, sports... you name it.
Snake: You know... seeing Leonidas here reminds me: we should do that thing we always wanted to try...
Otacon: Oooh! Yeah! That thing! Good idea! OK, ready... GO!
Snake: This is Sparta.
Otacon: This is Spartaaah...
Snake: Wow... we REALLY suck at this...
Otacon: Yeah...

Madotsuki Edit

Snake: Colonel, that quiet girl kind of gives me the creeps...
Colonel: That's Madotsuki. Her attacks are various effects she found in her dream world.
Snake: What do you mean, Colonel?
Colonel: The place she goes the instant she falls asleep. I think it's more of a nightmare world...
Snake: Interesting...
Colonel: Each effect represents a part of what she's made of. By controlling each, she gains control of her life.
Snake: You're kidding right? That theory sucks balls! Mei Ling sure knows Chinese girls better than you...
(Mei Ling replaces Colonel in the call)
Snake: Mei Ling, why does Madotsuki have creepy dreams?
Mei Ling: The poor little guy has had such a hard life...
Snake: ...that's all?
Mei Ling: Yeah...
Snake: You know, Otacon sure knows his geeky stuff...
(Otacon replaces Mei Ling in the call)
Snake: Otacon, tell me what you know about this Chinese girl.
Otacon: Snake, Madotsuki is Japanese, and she's dangerous... She's been in places and seen things that people like you and me can't even begin to imagine.
Snake: But why?
Otacon: I dunno, but those effects she has are the real deal...
Snake: Otacon! Tell me why she has creepy dreams.
Otacon: Well um... she's a weird girl...
Snake: Are you kidding me?! That theory sucks more than Colonel's...
(Slippy replaces Otacon in the call)
Slippy: Hey Snake! This is Slippy!
Snake: Heeey! What happened?
Slippy: Just thought I'd hop on the wireless and give you a holler!
Snake: So... what's your theory on Madotsuki's creepy dreams?
Slippy: She got raped.
Snake: Wow, tell me more!
(Colonel replaces Slippy in the call)
Colonel: Snake...
Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: Stop talking bullshit! Now get out there and cause her more nightmares.
Snake: ...

TriviaEdit

  • This is the longest Codec Conversation by far.

Mama Luigi Edit

Snake: This guy looks just like Luigi...
Otacon: That's Mama Luigi to you, Snake! He may look like Luigi, but he's got more epic moves. He can fly using a magic balloon. And he also has the ability to chisel footballs. On top of that, he can use his maternal instincts to make you sleep.
Snake: You didn't tell me he was bringing a secret weapon...
Otacon: That'd be his son baby Yoshi. He's got a powerful stomach that lets hims swallow and digest anything. He loves to eat long animals. Like caterpillars, or Snakes...
Snake: Huh? Was it something I said? Otacon! Wherever you are! HEEEEEEEEEALP!

Mary Edit

Snake: That girl, with the knife. Looks like she can snap at any moment! I don't even wanna get near her!
Mei Ling: Snake, she's like that because she comes from a world of solitude! The poor little girl's had such a hard [life]...
Snake: Yeah... yeah... boohoo... this is why I never talk to you, Mei Ling.
(Otacon replaces Mei Ling in the call)
Snake: Otacon, you tell me about knife girl here.
Otacon: She may look human, but actually, she's a painting brought to life.
Snake: ... A lifeless portrait, suddenly getting up, and interacting... that's a scary thought!
Otacon: ... Yeah...

New Hercules Edit

Note: Throughout the conversation, Arnold Schwarzenegger's lines are not subtitled, nor does a picture of him appear in the codec.

Colonel: Hi Colonel here!
Arnold: Hi!
Colonel: Hi...
Arnold: I'm Detective John Kimble!
Colonel: What do you want?
Arnold: Yes, I would like a room, please.
Colonel: Sorry, I don't own a hotel yet...
Arnold: WHAT DA FUCK?! I'm a cop, you idiot! I hope you have enough room for my fist because I'm gonna ram it into your stomach and break your GOD DAMN SPINE!
Colonel: If you're a cop, then give me your data.
Arnold: OK. You want names and addresses?
Colonel: Yes.
Arnold: Sure. [cue sounds of moaning in pain]
Colonel: Thank you for calling, have a good day.

TriviaEdit

  • This is the only Codec Conversation where Snake has no lines.

Nicolas Cage Edit

Snake: This guy is going nuts, Colonel...
Colonel: What.
Snake: Some crazy guy...
Colonel: What is it? What is it, what is it?
Snake: Colonel!
Colonel: Killing me won't bring you back your goddamn honey.

Nostalgia Critic Edit

Snake: Mei Ling, who's this guy with the glasses?
Mei Ling: He's the Nostalgia Critic. He remembers it so you don't have to.
Snake: This guy is giving off powerful explosions. I don't even wanna get near him...
Mei Ling: The poor little guy has had such a hard life... he faced all kinds of shitty movies. Like: Kazaam, Mario Bros., and North.
Snake: Ugh, I've seen it... that cheap movie makes my skin crawl...
Mei Ling: Yeah... and after that, his rage slowly grew stronger. I think he formed a rage that's so strong, that he can turn it into explosions.
Snake: Isn't that Mako from the Chinese movies?
Mei Ling: Yeah... the Critic made fun of him in a review.
Snake: Really? I'll punch his balls!
Mei Ling: But be careful... his rage makes him a powerful guy...
Snake: Give me a break... it's not like I'm fighting an elephant.
(the Burger King appears out of nowhere, screaming)
Snake: What are you, some kind of king???

Panty & Stocking Edit

Snake: So... those two are Panty and Stocking, huh?
Otacon: Yes! They are angels.
Snake: Angels? Give me a break! Are you kidding me?!
Otacon: Nope... They can turn their underwear into mysterious weapons.
Snake: ... This is making my head hurt.
Otacon: If you get hit with a Heaven charged shot from those weapons, you can kiss your butt goodbye.
Snake: ... I don't want.
Otacon: And they perform a pole dance before charging their weapons.
Snake: Hey... I want!
Otacon: Uggh... Snake...

Scanty & Kneesocks Edit

Snake: First angels and now demons... I'm sick of mindfucks.
Otacon: Yes! They're the demon sisters! They also do erotic dances.
Snake: Hey... I want!
Otacon: Snake, their dance is dangerous... it's so sexy that you can die.
Snake: ... I want!
Otacon: ¡Ay Snake!

Tommy Wiseau Edit

Snake: Colonel, who's this creepy guy?
Colonel: He's not creepy... It's not true, it's bullshit, he's not creepy, he's nawt... oh hi Snake.
Snake: Huh... Colonel! I really don't know who's this guy...
Colonel: Ha! You mean you don't know the worldwide phenomenon: The Room? He made his first appearance in The Room. I see it day and night and I love it so much, huh.
Snake: Yeah... tell me more about his moves. Who's this guy throwing him footballs?
Colonel: That's Mark, he can use teleportation... huh.
Snake: How does he do that?
Colonel: I cannot tell you, it's confidential... how is your sex life, Snake?
Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?
Colonel: If everybody loved each other, the world would be a better place...
Snake: You're going nuts, Colonel.
Colonel: Ha! What a story, Snake!
Snake: Colonel! Snap out of it! Colonel... COOOLONELL!!! You're tearing me apart, Colonel! ... uh oh...

Weird Al Edit

Colonel: I can't believe it. That someone who has committed all those twisted acts in the women's bathroom, would make it this far... this is the end of the world...
Snake: This guy is offering me food.
Colonel: Snake, there's a fork in the conveyor belt... Your top priority now is to Eat It!
Snake: I will. Just one question though... can I take off my pants?
Colonel: Not to my knowledge. But don't forget, Snake: this is the end of the world.
Snake: Aaaahhh... You know, I bet if I took off all this heavy gear, I could get this feeling of inner peace.

Yomika Edit

Snake: That girl looks just like Madotsuki!
Otacon: Everyone knows about Madotsuki's tragedy... but pretty much no one knows about Yomika's.
Snake: Do you know why she has creepy dreams?
Otacon: Nope.
(Slippy replaces Otacon in the call)
Snake: Hey!
Slippy: Hey Snake!
Snake: What's your theory on Yomika's creepy dreams?
Slippy: I don't know who is that...
Snake: ...
Slippy: Don't get mad!
Snake: Fuck you.
(Colonel replaces Slippy in the call)
Snake: Colonel! Tell me what you know about Yomika.
Colonel: Lol what.
(Mei Ling replaces Colonel in the call)
Snake: Mei Ling, why does Yomika have creepy dreams?
Mei Ling: Who?
Snake: Yomika.
Mei Ling: Mmm... well, I hope things turn out OK for her...
Snake: Are you kidding me?!
(Otacon replaces Mei Ling in the call)
Otacon: As you can tell, no one knows about Yomika.
Snake: ... More need to know!
Otacon: Yeah, well... just don't get too close, Snake, Yomika is deadly.
Snake: Don't worry, I know from experience that it's the quiet ones that you need to watch out for.

Zoolander Edit

Snake: ... Huh? God?
Colonel: Lol what the shit... it's me, Colonel.
Snake: You know, I just don't like this guy...
Colonel: Snake, you know what can help you with your issues?
(Otacon replaces Colonel in the call)
Otacon: ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!!
Snake: You're gay, Otacon.
Otacon: ¡Ay Snake!

See also Edit

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