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Horniness is a character-specific stat in Smash Bros Lawl. Certain attacks such as Panty's Random Pole Dance or Haruhi's Mikuru can cause horniness, which will stun the victim for a few seconds, depending on how high the character ranks on the list. For Scanty & Kneesocks' I WANT YOU, damage is dealt instead, with the higher ranked characters receiving more damage. Typically, horniness affects males more than females.

Each character that can be inflicted with this status will invoke a different reaction to the first two listed attacks. For instance, Frollo will start singing "Hellfire" and the Irate Gamer will comment on the arousal. Characters will be completely red in the duration of the effect. Any character's stun time is not reduced by button mashing.

Ranking ListEdit

Rank Character Stun time (seconds)
1 Best Hercules 10
2 Frollo 4
3 Irate Gamer 3.5
4-5 Codec Snake 3
4-5 J. Jonah Jameson 3*
6-7 Dr. Robotnik 2.9
6-7 Dr. Wily 2.9
8 Carlos Trejo 2.8
9 Jaime Maussan 2.7
10 Haruhi 2.6
11 Bison 2.5
12 Zoolander 2.4
13 Hitler 2.3
14 Gaston 2.2
15 Kneesocks 2.1
16-17 Guile 2
16-17 New Hercules 2
18 I.M. Meen 1.9
19-20 Angry Video Game Nerd 1.8
19-20 Nostalgia Critic 1.8
21-24 Billy Mays 1.6
21-24 Hank Hill 1.6
21-24 King Harkinian 1.6
21-24 Weird Al 1.6
25-27 Don Ramon 1.4
25-27 Leonidas 1.4
25-27 Mama Luigi 1.4
28-29 Nicolas Cage 1
28-29 Tommy Wiseau 1
30-32 Panty 0.5
30-32 Scanty 0.5
30-32 Stocking 0.5
33-37 Aya 0
33-37 Ib 0
33-37 Madotsuki 0
33-37 Mary 0
33-37 Yomika 0

NotesEdit

  • Picking up a photo displaying Random Pole Dance or Mikuru will double Jameson's stun time to 6 seconds.

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