Speed

Note: These lists gets updated when new characters are added.

Dashing Speed

Rank	Character	Speed
1	I.M. Meen	3.00
2	Codec Snake	2.95
3	Dr. Robotnik	2.90
4	Haruhi	2.75
5	Ib	2.70
6	Panty	2.68
7	Kneesocks	2.66
8	Mary	2.65
9	Don Ramon	2.63
10-11	Gaston	2.60
10-11	Guile	2.60
12	Zoolander	2.55
13	Scanty	2.52
14	Dr. Wily	2.50
15	Bison	2.45
16	Leonidas	2.40
17	Tommy Wiseau	2.32
18	New Hercules	2.30
19	Angry Video Game Nerd	2.20
20	Mama Luigi	2.15
21	Yomika	2.10
22	Stocking	2.04
23	Weird Al	2.00
24-25	Aya	1.92
24-25	Hitler	1.92
26	Nostalgia Critic	1.90
27	Madotsuki	1.86
28	J. Jonah Jameson	1.80
29	Best Hercules	1.75
30	Carlos Trejo	1.72
31	Nicolas Cage	1.70
32-33	Frollo	1.67
32-33	Jaime Maussan	1.67
34	Sheev Palpatine	1.66
35-36	Billy Mays	1.62
35-36	Hank Hill	1.62
37	King Harkinian	1.56
38	Irate Gamer	1.50

Walking Speed

Rank	Character	Speed
1	Zoolander	1.50
2	Nostalgia Critic	1.45
3	Madotsuki	1.43
4	Yomika	1.41
5	Scanty	1.40
6	Bison	1.37
7	Kneesocks	1.35
8	Ib	1.30
9	King Harkinian	1.28
10	Codec Snake	1.25
11-12	Mary	1.20
11-12	Stocking	1.20
13	Hitler	1.18
14	Gaston	1.15
15	Dr. Wily	1.12
16	Haruhi	1.10
17	Dr. Robotnik	1.07
18	Sheev Palpatine	1.06
19	J. Jonah Jameson	1.05
20	Angry Video Game Nerd	1.00
21	Weird Al	0.98
22	Tommy Wiseau	0.95
23	Carlos Trejo	0.93
24	Panty	0.90
25	Don Ramon	0.87
26	I.M. Meen	0.85
27	Billy Mays	0.80
28	Mama Luigi	0.76
29	Frollo	0.70
30	Leonidas	0.63
31	Guile	0.60
32	Jaime Maussan	0.50
33	New Hercules	0.48
34	Hank Hill	0.42
35	Nicolas Cage	0.38
36	Best Hercules	0.30
37	Aya	0.26
38	Irate Gamer	0.20

Air Speed

Rank	Character	Speed
1	King Harkinian	2.00
2	Codec Snake	1.96
3	Madotsuki	1.92
4	Tommy Wiseau	1.90
5	Yomika	1.87
6	Scanty	1.85
7	Don Ramon	1.82
8	Guile	1.80
9	New Hercules	1.77
10	Leonidas	1.75
11	Gaston	1.73
12	Stocking	1.70
13	Weird Al	1.68
14	Mary	1.65
15	Aya	1.62
16	Dr. Wily	1.60
17	J. Jonah Jameson	1.57
18	Bison	1.54
19	Kneesocks	1.50
20	Panty	1.48
21	Hitler	1.45
22	Zoolander	1.40
23-24	Haruhi	1.34
23-24	Ib	1.34
25	Angry Video Game Nerd	1.30
26	Jaime Maussan	1.20
27	Nicolas Cage	1.14
28	Best Hercules	1.08
29	Mama Luigi	0.90
30	Frollo	0.82
31	Nostalgia Critic	0.76
32	Billy Mays	0.72
33	Hank Hill	0.70
34	Carlos Trejo	0.67
35	Sheev Palpatine	0.66
36	Dr. Robotnik	0.60
37	I.M. Meen	0.55
38	Irate Gamer	0.50

Falling Speed

Rank	Character	Speed
1	Irate Gamer	2.20
2	Leonidas	2.12
3	Hank Hill	2.10
4	Madotsuki	2.06
5	Haruhi	2.03
6	Kneesocks	2.00
7	New Hercules	1.99
8	Dr. Robotnik	1.97
9	Don Ramon	1.92
10	Gaston	1.90
11	Zoolander	1.87
12	Codec Snake	1.85
13	Panty	1.82
14	Carlos Trejo	1.80
15	Scanty	1.72
16	King Harkinian	1.65
17	Ib	1.60
18	Frollo	1.54
19	Hitler	1.50
20-21	Angry Video Game Nerd	1.45
20-21	Nostalgia Critic	1.45
22	Yomika	1.40
23	Billy Mays	1.37
24	Weird Al	1.30
25-27	Aya	1.20
25-27	Stocking	1.20
25-27	Tommy Wiseau	1.20
28	Mary	1.18
29	Dr. Wily	1.16
30	J. Jonah Jameson	1.10
31	Sheev Palpatine	1.07
32	Nicolas Cage	1.06
33	Jaime Maussan	1.00
34	Best Hercules	0.92
35	Mama Luigi	0.84
36	I.M. Meen	0.78
37-38	Bison	0.70
37-38	Guile	0.70