Tommy Wiseau
The Room (2003)
Appears in
Smash Bros. Lawl
Weight class
B (16)

Tommy Wiseau

Character Description Edit

Tommy Wiseau is a small-time actor, producer, writer and director most commonly known for his independent black comedy film, The Room. His accent still remains to be a mystery, yet he states he is from America, and moved between New Orleans and France. It is also know that he attended film school growing up, as well as attending an acting school where he would meet Greg Sestero, who would later play Mark in The Room. Speaking of which, The Room was released sometime in 2003, where it would soon be titled as "one of the worst movies of all time", along with gaining a large cult following. The movie's fame would soon be increased after the Nostalgia Critic's review of said movie. Mr. Wiseau is probably out there staring in another role for another time.

Trophy Description Edit

Oh hi Lawl! What was once not true, but bullshit, is now the idea! This time Wiseau did hit her, it's true, it's not bullshit, he did... oh hi Mark! Yeah, you can say that again: Mark! His over-developed football throws he has trained for years, now give Wiseau great reach. Of course, he can also fare for himself, for you can't touch him, motherfuckeerrr... you'll never know when it's the right time to touch him. Just keep swinging your fists around, but not for long, for he'll record everything! ... He's tearing you apart isn't he? See ya at Guerrero Street.

Moveset Edit

Ground attacks Edit

Attack Description Damage
Neutral attack Pushes forward.
Down tilt Kicks with both feet near the ground.
Down smash Thrusts his arms downward.
Forward tilt Punches forward.
Forward smash Throws a football forward.
Up tilt Throws a football upwards.
Up smash
Dash attack Pushes forwards with both hands.

Aerial attack Edit

Attack Description Damage
Neutral aerial
Forward aerial Whacks forward with a bouquet of flowers.
Back aerial
Up aerial
Down aerial

Grab and throw Edit

Attack Description Damage
Grab N/A
Forward throw
Back throw
Up throw
Down throw

Other attacks Edit

Attack Description Damage
Floor attack
Trip attack
Ledge attack

Special moves Edit

Attack Name Description
Standard special Untouchable A counter move. Tommy Wiseau shouts "Don't touch me motherf*cker!" while countering. In this state, all attacks done on Tommy Wiseau will do the same amount of damage to the attacker.
Side special Bottle Drop Wiseau tosses a water bottle, which bounces until it meets a certain distance or hits an opponent, doing slight damage.
Up special Footoss Wiseau summons his buddy Mark. Before Mark tosses a football, the control stick can be pointed to make Mark toss the football in any direction.
Down special Record Everything Wiseau pulls out a recorder, which "records" nearby enemy attacks and turns the recordings into projectiles.
Final Smash Footux Wiseau summons Mark, and both of them shift their current outfits into tuxedoes. All enemies stop during the tranformation.

Misc. Edit

Misc. Description
On-Screen Appearance Walks out of the door from the rooftop scene, while saying "Oh hi Lawl."
Taunts Up Says "How's your sex life?".
Side "Cheep cheep-cheep cheep cheep!"
Down Laughs with his hand behind his head.
Idle poses
Victory theme
Victory pose 1 Says to Denny "Let's go eat huh." and walks away with Denny.
2 Wiseau laughs and says to Mark, "What a story, Mark." And Mark says, "Yeah, you can say that again.".
3 Says "You not good, you just a chicken, Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep!".
Lose pose Sitting on a sofa.

Role in The Subspace Emissary Edit

Tommy Wiseau first appears in Real City. During the Nostalgia Critic's search for the Irate Gamer, Wiseau attacks the Critic for trashing his movie in a review. They fight, and the Critic wins. However, he sees that a Subspace Bomb was detonated, so he revives Wiseau, and both fly off via Mako. After NC rescues Madotsuki from her balcony, he, Wiseau, and Madotsuki are seen in a park, mourning over the loss of their city.

In his next major appearance, Wiseau follows the Critic and Madotsuki on their search for the Irate Gamer. When Bores hides in a bush, the trio decides to split up, though Wiseau gets attracted to a butterfly and decides to follow it. A shadowy Nostalgia Critic copy gets Wiseau's attention by shooting the butterfly, and Wiseau plans to destroy the clone. Unfortunately, Madotsuki appears and tries to protect the clone, forcing Wiseau to fight both Madotsuki and the false NC alone. Wiseau wins, and he and Madotsuki notice a false Irate Gamer using the real NC trophy as bait. Eventually, Wiseau and Madotsuki revive the real NC and defeat the false Irate Gamer, causing the real Bores to run away. Just when Wiseau and his allies think they've cornered Bores, they meet a surprise...

Playable appearancesEdit

Snake Codec Edit

Snake: Colonel, who's this creepy guy?

Colonel: He's not creepy... it's not true, it's bullshit, he's not creepy, he's nawt... oh hi Snake.

Snake: Huh... Colonel! I really don't know who's this guy...

Colonel: Ha! You mean you don't know the worldwide phenomenon: The Room? He made his first appearance in The Room. I see it day and night and I love it so much, huh.

Snake: Yeah... tell me more about his moves. Who's this guy throwing him footballs?

Colonel: That's Mark, he can use teleportation... huh.

Snake: How does he do that?

Colonel: I cannot tell you, it's confidential... how is your sex life, Snake?

Snake: Colonel, what's gotten into you?

Colonel: If everybody loved each other, the world would be a better place...

Snake: You're going nuts, Colonel.

Colonel: Ha! What a story, Snake!

Snake: Colonel, snap out of it! Colonel... COOOLONELL!!! You're tearing me apart, Colonel! ... uh oh...

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Trivia Edit

  • Tommy Wiseau is the first character introduced to be classified as "Cult".
  • Tommy Wiseau is also one of four characters to first be introduced in Real City, the other three being AVGN, The Bores, and Madotsuki.
  • Why are Tommy's flower petals magic? No one knows, they just are somehow.
  • Tommy Wiseau has the highest double jump in Super Smash Bros Lawl, due to his infamous chicken imitation.